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Kya's in the hospital again. She maybe lactose intolerant. She was admitted wednesday november 26th and today is the 29th. She came in with hypothermia due to lack of fat count, dehydration due to not wanting to drink formula, and a severe rash which may be caused by lactose intolerance. If she IS lactose, then it fits. That's why she would be dehydrated and not as big as she should be because her body wont absorb the nutrients and proteins and fats, and the rash looks like a "lacto rash" according to her pediatrician. She will probably have to go into surgery on mondya or tuesday. She's going to have a GI tube or a "mikey" as the nurses call it. It's a tube that feeds directly to her stomach. And it will not solve her weight gain problem but allow them to look at her feeding patterns and why they do not give her the things she needs more closely. Anyways, more later. It's 11 p.m. and I'm BEAT! Love you all,

Me

Feeling lonely?

I know i do sometimes. i feel like no one out there cares...i know i have a lovely family, but my friends...not a one of them have come by at all in the past few months. i felt so lonely i went to a site that made me lots of friends. myspace.com that website lets you make a profile that fits you to a "T" and make the kind of friends you want while setting it to "private" so that people you dont know cant see anything but a simple picture and your name.

Getting More Money!

I would like to start earning more money. And I think I've found a few more ways to do it. If you'd like to know more, leave comments. And I'll fill you in.

so

i'm not gettin married this year but!
its because we ant to make sure we're not rushing thigns cause we both know we love each other enough to wait for whenever the right time is. :)

So my little angel is SO BIG!

Kya is BIG! she is smiling and making noises and flipping over and eating me out of house and home! she's really doing well!!!


here's some pictures of her:






her in her daddy's arm's. she loves to snuggle! :)





she's a little comedian! she's "talking" with her hand. ha ha :)






She sleeps! (not for long though) ha ha







she's giving Daddy sugar on Father's Day.


here's some more Father's Day pictures.



















ok well. that's all i have for now. but if you got any questions ask away by commenting on the blog.

funny joke!

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror.
Make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 min utes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Part 2: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her while making the woo-woo sound.
Look at your manly phys ique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse the snot off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because the curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
Throw wet towel on her pillow.

If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,
there is something SO very wrong with you. Have a great day!

does happiness exsist?

this is a blog of a friends of mine and then the reply i wrote her that way in case anyone else is questioning this.




QUESTION/BLOG

I can honestly say that today has made the list of the "Top 5 Worst Days of My Life". It started out bad and only got worse. I have never been so unhappy. Ever. But this day has given me some wisdom.

I wish I could find a guy to hold me in his arms and tell me everything will be alright. And mean it. How hard can it be to find true happiness? But does happiness ever exist? What is happiness? To be truly happy is to want nothing more because you are more than satisfied with what you have. When do we reach a point where there is nothing left to want? But even those who have everything they want still want more. So does happiness exist? Or is it just an idea that can never truly come to be?

If anyone has an answer to this, please let me in on the secret. I’d pay to find out the secrety to true happiness. Also, if you believe that you hold the key to my happiness, please do not hesitate to tell me. If my Prince Charming is out there, let me know. Maybe that would lead me to true happiness. Just maybe, if such a thing even exists.








REPLY






i used to feel the same way you do. then i took a chance. and now i am the happiest i have been and will EVER be in my entire life. you just have to take a chance and dont hold any grudges. you have to be willing to let someone in even if you dont feel strong enough to handle all the butterflies and worries again. bc once you do. that person will see who you really are bc you allowed then to see you at your weakest, lowest...and from then on that bond will be so strong. you couldnt ask for anything more...bc theyre giving you their all. it'll happen...when you least expect it to. you just have to let it happen. you caint be guarded, caint let your past experiences jade you...you have to LET it be...life, regardless of religion, has its own mind. and if you dont live it, it wont happen...if you dont take risks and take chances youll never know how far you couldve gone...or who you couldve become. and you dont need ANYONE or ANYTHING to be happy. just you. just live. and itll come. destiny will come around, but if you dont give her a chance, she doesnt come back for you....and if she does. consider yourself lucky. so talk to new people. meet someone new. try a new food...join a DIFFERENT club! do something out of the ordinary that youve secretly always wanted to do...and see where it leads you. live with no regrets, grudges. and dont let anythign slide by because it might be your next biggest adventure. dont give up and do your best...when you do that. youll be happy and satisfied bc theres nothing more you have to take that life has to give and youll know your life is GREAT! and in the end...youll see that the troubles and the struggles make the best moments even richer and leave an even sweeter memory on your life.

My day. 2-14-2008 =]]]

How Was Your Valentine's Day?
-Mine was amazing!



I Hope everyone had the best Valentines Day Ever! Of 19 years of not having a Valentine, I figured out that it's not about romance. It's about that warm fuzzy feeling when you tell someone "I Love You". Even if it's just your friends. THATS what it's all about. Not soul mates, not true love. Although, it's special to have those on Valentine's Day. But what's better is the people that are there for you EVERY DAY. Not just that ONE day a year that they come out of their shell to be vibrant for a few hours then back inwards they go until next year. I find that those people are not really the special people. The special people are the ones that tell you everyday they love you, or show they love you. The ones that are there no matter WHAT holiday it may be. To them it was just another Thursday! THATS the kind of people I have grown to look forward to seeing on Valentines Day. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Todd with ALL my heart, but he's only been around this Valentine's Day. My point is, is no matter who you are, no matter what your "status" there is ALWAYS someone who loves you that can spend time with you on Valentines Day. It's a day for showing love all around, not just being IN love.



-Tushiebutt aka Erica

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a little mature but still FUNNY!

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise


> I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
> I do physical labor.
> I work at great depths.
> I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
> I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
> I work in a damp environment.
> I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
> I work in high temperatures.
> My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> P. Niss


> The Response <


> Dear Penis:
> After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
> raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
> You do not work 8 hours straight.
> You fall asleep after brief work periods.
> You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
> You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
> locations.
> You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
> order to start working.
> You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
> You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
> You will retire well before you are 65.
> You are unable to work double shifts.
> You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
> And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting
> the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> V. Gina

Baby Update #2!

As of Sunday, February 10th, 2008; Kya Bree weighed 2 lbs && 12 ounces. She is still the same length I suppose. They have not measured that again. They don't do that as often. She is having her feeding tube removed some time in this next week. [10th=17th]. Also, She's on less oxygen && when the feeding tube comes out, the Pick for IV fats will be gone along with it. That Pick is just to send extra fatty acids && nutrients into her system until She is capable of eating enough on her own to be healthy && retrieve those otherwise necessary things Herself. She is a lot more active. She looks around more when we come to see her && I think She even laughed once while we were there the other day. Premature babies don't really look like a baby when they're first born. But She's beginning to shape up. Her arms aren't so skinny and long, they're rounder and more lifelike. Also the shape of Her entire body. Before She looked kind of odd, but now She looks like a miniature baby! Before her belly was her body. Now she has legs, arms, a tushie, a neck you can see, && of course that little smile of hers is even coming out! She is doing great! She had had a fever a few days ago, but the Doctor said she was fine. No infection, just a little cold! Which is GREAT!

If there's anythign else ya'll want to know, just comment my blog! I'll be glad to answer!

one of my myspace surveys. enjoy! lol

1. Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
yes! i want a fish bite baddd

2. Does a kiss make you feel better?
only my bbys kisses

3. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
yes. that happens when you are up for so long && you take a shower && get dressed...you kinda just pass out right there from exhaustion!

4. Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
before i get in!

5. What did you do today?
Todd off to work
Mike off to school
computer

Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
yes...when yer pushed fer time you multitask anywhere you can!

7. Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?
oh lord no! thats mean!

8. Have you ever thought about your death?
yeh

10. Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
permanent relationship! with my bby!

11. What is your favorite sport to watch?
volleyball! Miami && Bama womens. im not usually a bama fan but their volleyball team is HOT!

12. What color is your shower curtain?
white with little purple flowers on it.

13. Have you ever had stitches?
nope, ive had staples from my emergency C section...

14. How long ago did you hug someone?
prolly one hour ago

19. What are you doing tomorrow?
hopefully ill get a job!

21. Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
no. they're liars half the time so why bother? i mean not to sound stingy er mean. but honestly. whats the FIRST thing they're gunna buy with whatever money you give them? drugs er booze...specially where i live. id rather not be a part of the drug trafficking here thanks!

22. Have you ever run over an animal?
a dead one, but i haven't killed one.

23. Whats your favorite cereal?
Honey Bunches Of Oats Honey Nut Clusters or Raisan Bran

24. Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter?
yeh. not so good.

25. What are you doing this moment?
this survey, talking to my bby on yahoo messanger.

26. Would you kiss someone of the same sex for 100 bucks?
only if Todd let me. we could use $100 towards a place

27. Where’s your favorite place to be?
in His arms

28. What’s your favorite song?
too many to pick just one.

29. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
well both. but lately none. lol

30. Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
no ... im not gunna be a part of the drug trafficking problem America already HAS!

31. Have you ever been skinny dipping?
nope. i chunky dunk! lol but yes.

32. Have you ever climbed up a water tower?
we dont really have those here. lol

33. Do you dream in black and white?
sometimes.

35. Do you snore?
we both do.

36. Have you ever thought about being a model?
nope. i aint near the type to be a model.

37. Are you a redneck?
according to Todd no. but idk. i know ima southern girl when ya get right down to it.

38. Funniest thing you heard all day?
nothing.

39. Have you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your face?
thats a random spot to get bit, but yes a few times.

40. What are you afraid of?
spiders
roaches
HEIGHTSSSSSS

41. What does the 10th text message in your inbox say?
i dont text

42. What does the 10th message in your outbox say?
see previous ^^

43. Do you like someone?
i love Todd with all my heart!

44. Do they know you like them?
oh yes! i tell Him every day i love Him. He loves me too! :]]]

Baby Update 1-21-08

Kya Bree is now up to 1 lb 15 ounces. She has also grown a half inch. So that means 13 inches. She still has the blonde hair. She has opened her eyes. They are blue. Like most baby's eyes are when they are first born. But we are hoping they stay that way. She is so much more alive now. She doesn't sleep for as long. When we go see her, she statys awake for most of the time we're there. It is really amazing to see her little eyes moving all around. She is also more hourly feedings. The last time we were there she was on 1.1 CC's of milk an hour but every 12 hours it jumps .1 CC's. So I'm guessing now that she is on 1.4 CC's. She is taking to the breastmilk very well. I am trying to pump as much as I can so that way she has plenty to eat!